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Since the early nineties these lovely ladies on lock down have been Ostrogoth's single greatest inspiration for ballads.  Olama was the first Ostrogoth member to meet a prison chick.  He proceeded to hook each band member up with a loving penitentiary whore of their own.  Ever since Ostrogoth opened their hearts to these these kinds of women, the world has looked at cell sluts in a whole new light!

You too can follow in Ostrogoth's footsteps by hooking yourself up with a nice tattooed slice of prison chick ass!  But before you head down to your local correction facility and get the visiting hours schedule, you might benefit from a little research.  Prison Chick Central offers you everything you need to ditch that sad lonely life of yours and embark on a beautiful adventure filled with appellate court dates and conjugal visits! 

We have gathered right here all the best advice for how to maintain a loving relationship and take care of a Prison Chick in the Tips section.  If you need to find yourself a good cell slut you can check out the Profiles section to find scout out the PC that will be the right fit for you.  There you can also view their detailed rap sheets and find out how many days they have left until they're up for parole.  And don't forget the Mailbag section where you can read letters to and from your favorite prison chicks!  If you have the balls, you can even e-mail one of them and see it posted here in this section along with their responses!

Good luck, Ostronaut!  And be patient.......love is sure to find you soon!!

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Ostrogoth's main crop of Prison Chicks throw up their gang signs at Josidel's 1992 Release Party

 

 

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