Welcome to this special memorial page dedicated to the Ostrogoth Soldiers who are no longer with us.  Here you can read the final obituaries of all the brothers and sisters who gave up their lives to the art of Ostronomics.  The Soldiers are listed from most recently deceased to the ones who longest ago departed.  Rest In Peace to each and every one of these brave souls...............

Ernie Brown

Ernesto Brownstone

1975 - 2003?

In 1993 Ernesto got a job as a local reporter for the North Hetnam cable access network Channel 10.  The following year he quit to take a job with Channel 69.  They sent him to Greece on assignment to find out why there was such a huge interest in gay male porn in that country.  While doing interviews for the film, he became closely acquainted  with the # 1 female porn star Alititus Mcgeestus (Tits McGee).  He got her a job in the Ace Plastique organization and married her two years later in early 1997.  In 1995 he released his documentary "Gay Greek Porn--What's Up With That Shit?" to rave reviews.  Ernie Brown became a staple of the "Bill Bowers Live!" show as the program's on the scene roving reporter.  In 1997 the story of how Brown saved Mcgeestus from the gay Greek porn world was leaked to the press agencies across the globe.  Ace Plastique decided to exploit this by creating Channel 69's first reality show "Newly-beds" by having a camera crew follow the Browns in their daily (and nightly) activities as newlyweds.  This skyrocketed the couple to international fame and lead to a lucrative new contract for Brown that included complete creative control over all his future endeavors.  Right of the bat he created the nightly sports show "Sports Night with Ernie Brown" and "Channel 69's XXX Games."  Brown played a big hand in creating all the XXX Games--first held in 2001.  In fact, he single handedly created such the most popular of the games events: "Spooning", "Cross Country Corn-hole", "Synchronized Circle Jerking", "Kneel and Bob-sledding", and crowd favorite "The Salad Toss."  In 2003, when the war in Iraq broke out, Brown insisted on traveling abroad to do on site reporting for his old job on the "Bill Bowers Live!" program.  After only two months in the foreign country, Brown's convoy was ambushed by a scattered group of the Iraqi Republican National Guard.  Ernie Brown has not been seen or heard from since.  Most of the bodies of the soldiers from his convoy have been identified but there has been no trace of Brown's corpse.  In 2005 the second "XXX Games" were postponed in hopes that some news about Ernie Brown would surface.  Nothing was heard and in early 2006 Ernesto Brownstone was pronounced dead.  Ace Plastique has been lobbying for him to be buried with the Unknown Soldier.  The government refuses to recognize the request because Brown was not a soldier and there is nothing to bury.  Tits McGee-Brown has insisted that the 2009 "XXX Games" go forward as planned.  She says that Ernie Brown would've wanted it to be that way.

Congo Conelly

Constance "Congo" Conelly

 1955 - 1999

Congo gained her first bit of fame as a female wrester in 1977.  She was originally billed as "The Magnificent Muff Diving Darlene" in underground mud wrestling dens.  Her signature move was going down on her opponent after pinning them.  In 1978 she signed a 2 year contract with a mainstream wrestling league named the "WWC--Women's Wrestling Conference."  Here she had to change her name to "Congo Connie" where she dressed like an African tribal woman with an afro wig.  Later she shortened her name to just "Congo" and took the wrestling world by storm winning the championship title belt after just a year in the league!  Success got to Congo pretty quick and she began drinking heavily and got hooked on crack.  One night all hopped up on speed and Jack Daniels, she de-pants her opponent and began carpet munching her on live TV.  Congo was banned for life from the sport.  She took a job in a North Hetnam day care center in 1980 and that is where she met the future members of Ostrogoth!  Congo introduced them to record producer Johnny Elias and the rest is history!  After only two albums, she used the notoriety from her affiliation with Ostrogoth to launch a singing mud wrestler career in Las Vegas.  Congo became clean and sober in her new role and she would hold this role up until the end of her days.  One night in 1999 Congo fell off the wagon and jumped on stage to dry hump an Elvis impersonator.  The security guards shot her down and she was pronounced dead on the way to the hospital.  Congo will always be remembered as an integral part of Ostrogoth history.  Her crack head spice still continues to influence their art this very day!

Johnny E. Sr.

Jonathon Sylvester Elias Senior

1941 - 1996

Johnny E became one of the great folk song producers of the late 1960's.  He is known for producing such classic music acts as "King Bong and the Microdots", "Saundra", "William Shatner'', and "Two Pounds of Protein."  In the mid seventies he disappeared to a hippie commune in southern California.  When Johnny E returned to society he decided to give up the hippie life and became a yuppie.  He started his own restaurant in 1977 and removed himself from the music business completely.  Johnny E, however, did not want to give up on the entertainment industry all together.  He became one of the highest stock holders in the "Wannabe Celebrity Day Care Service" franchise.  In 1980, Johnny E was contacted by his old fuck buddy Congo Conelly about some young children at the service who were showing signs of talent.  He signed them to a deal and returned to his old producer roots.  Johnny E became the pseudo-father to Ostrogoth's core group members.  He produced the band's first two albums and set the template for the band's stylistic image--their magic style that continues to thrive on!  In 1984, after public backlash from the group's second album "I Wanna Bone Mother Nature" and a failed marriage, Johnny disappeared and became a bum living off the streets.  For a time, the Ostrogoth members met with him in a secret alley in Chicago.  But eventually that ended and the band lost contact with him forever.  In 1996 on New Year's Eve, Johnny E's body was discovered in a dumpster outside of a mess hall in Champaign on the University of Illinois campus.  The county coroner ruled that Johnny had hit himself in the head with a baseball bat fifteen times and then stabbed himself in the chest.  His son Johnny E Jr. has taken his place as a trusted advisor to the super-group Ostrogoth.  He has kept the Elias name involved with the magic style of Ostrogothic harmony that lives on in his father's memory!

The Erectrician

Montgomery "The Erectrician" Sexton

1969 - 1995

Monty grew up in east New Jersey.  His father was an electrician and forced little Monty to got to school and join the electrician's union when he grew up.  In 1987, when he turned 18, Monty got his Porno license and quit the trade--leaving his family disgraced.  He traveled to Illinois and auditioned for a role in a porn film.  He did not get the part, but because he listed his electrician experience on his resume, Ace Plastique hired him to work on the lighting for Plastique Ltd. productions.  In 1988 Monty came up with an idea for the film "Father Friction of Mounting Olive."  He suggested they show some sparks coming off of one of Sister Oral Marie's ass cheeks in the final shot to make the scene tie in to the title of the film.  Monty set some low voltage wires underneath Father (Otto 2000) Friction's nut sac and the scene worked flawlessly!  Ace made Monty the head electrician for the production company and gave him the new name "The Erectrician."  After some top notch special effects work on the 1993 film "Egyptian Twin Ambition" he was finally offered a supporting role in the 1992 film "Silicone Sundaes."  The Erectrician was (not surprisingly) electrifying on screen and sent shock waves through the porno industry!  In 1994 he starred as a crusty seaman who traveled the seas to bone mermaids in the smash hit "There She Blows."  Ace decided to let his new star have creative control and direct his next feature "Erectrifying."  During the climactic scene where The Erectrician was supposed to rail a chick on top of a transformer mounted on an electric pole, the Erectrician's luck took a turn for the worse.  The transformer was supposed to be shut down for filming but someone snuck over and flipped the switch in the middle of the scene.  As soon as his money shot hit the wires, the transformer blew and both stars were tragically electrocuted in mid-air.  As a tribute, the Plastique Ltd. staff hired a look alike to complete the film and released it to rave reviews in 1996.  Though his career was cut short in its prime, the legend of the Erectrician lives on! 

M.C. N-Cest

Michael Christopher "M.C. N-Cest" Encestelli

1976 - 1993

M.C. N-Cest died on October 3, 1993.  Young Michael grew up in North Hetnam, Illinois where he studied the teachings of the 1st century philosopher Horniucious.  In 1991, the Mighty M.C. began a short yet illustrious career in rhyming through verse.  In early 1993 he achieved the height of his fame as he embarked on the 12 city "Molestin' the World" tour.  Through his unique skill with picturesque metaphors ("I'll fuck my cousin Ernie with a baseball bat", "Last night I beat off with a cheese grater") he introduced himself to the planet and M.C. N-Cest changed the face of poetry forever!  Unfortunately, all of this glory was to be short lived.  On the evening of October 2, 1993, the Mighty M.C. returned to his home to find his father (The Head Orgasm) reading through all of his poetic works in anger. The Head O forced N-Cest to tear up all of his journals and destroy his beautiful poetry.  After his father left him, the disheartened M.C. sat down and wrote his final opus "The Death of M.C N-Cest." Once completed, he gathered up all of his mutilated works and headed over to the town's high school.  The official police reports state that at 12:15am on 10/03/1993, with his shredded poetry in his hands, he flung himself into the school's boiler.  Hundreds of his followers slit their throats with cheese graters when they learned of his disappearance. Over ten years later some fans have still not given in to the belief that the Mighty M.C. has shuffled off of this mortal coil.   Some say he grew a beard and changed his name, some say he shaved his pubes and moved to Italy, and others say he married his aunt and lives in the Caribbean.   Thousands of M.C. N-Cest sightings are reported every year.  Most notable was in 2005 when a man calling himself "Jehovah Jackson" appeared at a Fantasy Football draft wielding a nine iron and spewing obscenities reminiscent of the mighty M.C. himself.  Jehovah, a frequent Channel 69 collaborator, bears a strong resemblance to M.C. N-Cest but no solid evidence has ever been provided that he actually is the mighty one living under an assumed name.  And even sadder, no new M.C. N-Cest works have surfaced.  So until that hoped for day comes upon us, we'll all just have to cuddle up with a 1st or 2nd cousin next to the fire and take comfort in the fact that at least a few of his works survived his alleged demise. Ostrogoth (mainly the Oth Man) have become obsessed with his works  and to this day still consider him one of their greatest influences.

Robinson Jerbo

Robinson Archibald Jerbo

1942 - 1992

**Due to a pending lawsuit filed by the family of Robinson Jerbo against Ace Plastique, Mr. Jerbo's picture and obituary have been removed from the site.  We at planetostrogth.com would like to apologize for the omission and once the litigation is settled we will re-post the memorial.

With regret,

Johnny Elias Jr.

Justinian the First

Justinian I

483 A.D. - 565 A.D.

Justinian I was at one time a great Byzantine Emperor.  But in 525 when he outlawed oral sex from his kingdom people lost faith in his leadership abilities.  So in early 526 he reinstated oral sex to his people.  They did not respond kindly--after going over a year without head they were a little cranky.  So then Justinian mandated daily oral sex throughout his empire.  This move still failed to regain the faith of his people.  So Justinian went undercover as a Visigoth and accepted a contract to put a hit out on Ostrogoth king Theodoric the Great.  Justinian decapitated the leader with his own ribcage and brought the skull back to his people and they went ape-shit with applause, accepting him back as their leader.  Some say Theodoric was the one who made the pact with Justinian so that he could become immortal.  In 565 Justinian died of natural causes, but not before he got a kick ass hummer on his death bed from one of the whores in his harem.

Theodoric the Great

King Theodoric I of the Ostrogoths

000 - 526 A.D.

Right after God created Adam here on Earth, he created Theodoric over on Planet Ostrogoth.  In the Earth year 370, God plucked Theo from Ostrogoth and put him to help out with a war down there.   In 474 Theodoric, the greatest of the Ostrogothic kings, was elected to the Ostrogothic throne. Theodoric invaded Italy in 488 and with the consent and advice of the emperor, slew Odacer (the first barbarian ruler of Italy) and became the new ruler of the country.  He held the power although not the title of the Western Roman emperors.  In 526 Justinian was hired by the Visigoths to murder King Theodoric.  He decapitated him with his own ribcage for a slab of raw meat and what ended up being some fake pearls.  In 1970 A.D., Theodoric began appearing in ghostly form to selected Earthlings to help them along the path of time.  He has become a guiding influence for the band Ostrogoth because he takes great pride in the namesake.  Who knows...maybe he will appear to you one lonely night and sing a beautiful ballad to calm your presence and inspire your thoughts!