Planet Ostrogoth!
PROUDLY RAISING THE COMEDY BAR
TO NEW DEPTHS OF IGNORANCE SINCE 493 A.D.
Planet Ostrogoth! PROUDLY RAISING THE COMEDY BAR TO NEW DEPTHS OF IGNORANCE SINCE 493 A.D. |
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TIME-LINE
The science of Ostronomics is a tough thing to adapt to. I feel for you. Here is the timeline that lays it all out for you by year and sometimes date:
???—God creates the universe 330—God places Ostrogothic blood on Earth by dropping Theodoric down to Earth 493—Theodoric slays Odacer, returning Italy’s throne to the Ostrogoths 507—The Visogoths join the Ostrogoths 526—Theodoric is assassinated by Justinian I 1970—The “Hell’s Angels Prophesy” comes true 1973—Olama, Oth Man and the Sarge are born on 5/01 (Uno de Mayo) 1980—The Adolescent Alcoholic’s album “(Mom Won’t Let Us Have) Bacon in the Bathtub” is released 11/03 1981—Ostrogoth’s Alcohol Abuse Clinic opens 08/17 1983—The band’s first pilgrimage to planet Ostrogoth for the 27th Olamalympics 05/07 1984—Ostrogoth’s album “I Wanna Bone Mother Nature” is released 02/01 1985—Ostrogoth’s album “Hepatitis, A Public Service Album” is released on 03/10 1985—The Feliz Navidad Tour kicks off 11/12 1986—The Umpa Lumpa “underground railroad” is founded 03/02 1986—The U.S. government seizes a cargo of Umpa Lumpas 12/24 1987—The Umpa Lumpian War is declared 01/05 1987—The first of the “Phantasm Assassinations” occurs 10-25 1987—The end of the Umpa Lumpian War 11/27 1987—The 28th Olamalympics 12/15 1988—Zoltar’s book “Nostradamus Ain’t Shit” is released on 10/09 1989—Ostrogoth is officially ostracized from planet Ostrogoth 01/05 1995—The Oth Man’s biography of porn star Ronaldo Akoye “The Locomotive Unclothed” is released 02/02 1995—Ostrogoth’s album “Nuclear Ninjas” is released 9/10 1996—The Tropical Beaver Invasion is formed 1996—Ostrogoth 2 releases their ill-fated EP album “Pretend You Are Here” 03/03 1996—The Colossal Corpse Tour comes to a close 12/10 1997—Johnny Elias takes his own life 1997—The film “Death of the Mothswatter” opens in theaters 6/09 1998—Olama is institutionalized 01/20 1999—Congo Conelly is killed in Las Vegas 11/01 1999—The TV special “Ostrogoth After Hours” airs live on Channel 69 12/02 1999—The Monsters of Ostropaloozastock Tour kicks off 12/31 2000—Ostrogoth’s double album “493” goes on sale 01/00
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