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THE OSTROGOTH BOOK

This rapid fire, laugh a sentence satire will leave you in stitches!  Come inside and join The Oth Man and History’s Most Alternative Band OSTROGOTH as they rise to fame in this behind the scenes, one of a kind comedy classic!  Here is an excerpt from the band’s ground breaking 1999 interview with world renowned crack journalist, Bill Bowers, “Ostrogoth After Hours”: 

The Sarge (Ostrogoth’s Drummer):

The truth is we carry alien blood in our veins.  At one point in time we used to visit our home planet frequently.  Ever since our first visit to “Planet Ostrogoth” we were tasked with organizing their “Olympic-like” events until we screwed up and cut off one of the contestant’s arms when he failed to perform.  The media there destroyed our public image and we’ve been banned from returning to  the planet ever since.  This is why we joined the porno industry, contribute heavily to the independence of the Umpa Lumpas, cater to prison chicks, and are putting out a double CD on the eve of the millennium! Every thing we do is part of our  quest to return to Planet Ostrogoth!  

Bill:

I take back what I said earlier about the entire concept of Ostrogoth being just some drug and alcohol induced, profanity riddled jumble of nonsensical fantasy conceived by a goofy young moron.  Ostrogoth is a drug and alcohol induced, profanity riddled jumble of nonsensical fantasy conceived by five truly dysfunctional individuals.  You guys are just a pack of damned lunatics who have completely lost touch with reality.  You all need help—all five of you  psycho bastards!  Let’s go to the next clip, the video for the 3^rd  and most successful single released off of Ostrogoth’s album Hepatitis.  Here is the video for “Ode to My Grandma Dead (Hepatitis to the Head)!”

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